Sunday, November 29, 2009

The Buouyancy of Sophistication!

Since ancient times, humanity has sought, nay, required ways to resolve dispute. Ideally, it would be quick, fast, and easy; on these ends, methods such as dueling, arm-wrestling, beauty contests (the judgment of Paris, for you mythologists!) et cetera all failed. This prompted some brilliant individual to recommend the "coin flip."

The ancient Romans believed that "divine will" would express the truly desirable outcome of a flipped coin. Today, flipping a coin is simply a compromise in which both parties have a chance to get what they want. This evolution of methods clearly shows that we, humans, have become sophisticated! No longer is a duel to the death required to resolve a conflict. Now, we can simply flip a coin! Anyone ever thought of doing this for the presidential election? It would save a LOT of money, time, and TV channels.

While planning our recreation time for Thanksgiving, we decided to watch a movie. Our votes were essentially down-the-line divided in half for 2012 or An Education. Since I could not decide right off the bat which movie I preferred, I took out my trusty coin. Unfortunately, sophistication does not guarantee infallibility; in trying to become enlightened of God's will, I ended up flipping it into the cup of water I was drinking.




I noticed immediately that the quarter sank to the bottom of the cup. Of course! Nickel and Copper are both more dense than water; objects will only float if they are less dense than water. Consider cooking oil, which generally has a density of 0.91 g/mL or so (source: http://hypertextbook.com/facts/2000/IngaDorfman.shtml).

The coin I was using consists of 91.67% Copper and 8.33% Nickel (source:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quarter_(United_States_coin)). Its mass was about 7.5 grams, and its volume was about .625 mL. Thus, the density of a quarter, mass divided by volume, is about 12 g/mL.

The density of water, of course, is 1 g/mL.


Last Wednesday, we ended up seeing 2012. That's right folks. Divine Will indicated that it was the superior, more sophisticated choice.

Good movie I guess, especially the special effects, though the lack of an attractive female lead was really, really noticeable.

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