so here's a quickie:
From my time here at Iolani, I'd say that I've seen more people wearing glasses than anywhere else in my life. I can't really tell you why we all have bad eyesight, but I do too. But me, I wear contacts. Contact lenses. Something we've been studying about in physics.
Since you unsophisticated people wear glasses, today's lesson is about how to properly put on a contact. While each pair of contact lenses is lightweight, transparent, and looks the same oriented forward or backward, believe it or not there's a very specific way to put them on. First, hands gotta be clean and dry, but moist. Contacts must be inserted, concave side up. Otherwise, as us sophisticated guys know, very painful irritation occurs and vision is severely impaired.

The issue is, the irritation only kicks in moments after you put in the contacts. And your vision is always impaired when you put in the lens, but if done correctly, should cease after a minute. If the lens are inserted convex side up, vision is strangely enough, impaired forever. To the point where one can see better without having them on. But I digress....
So to give you an idea of what life was like, when I confused convex side with concave side:
I woke up, but didn't really wake up, and could barely pry my eyes open to get the contacts in..
I was late, and noticed that my eyes, still tired and closed felt like they were swelling on the way to school. I opened my eyes and realized I couldn't see a thing. Class was pretty fun, having to tap the person next to me to figure out what my teachers were writing on the board. And then Mr. Park put me on the spot, and I didn't even know what the question was...
If you mix up the sign, it's almost as fatal as forgetting a negative sign on object or image distance on a quiz. Almost.